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… А теперь Витёк перестал кодить и зависает в лепрозории (котрого нет)
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Улыбнуло, спасибо ))))
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Витёк постиг дзен
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помнится, когда я только начинал увлекаться программированием, мои друзья меня считали психом. но я и сейчас активно программирую, а они все пиво пьют да занимаются тяжелым физическим трудом на работе.
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<?='Hello World!'?>
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int main()
{
printf(«Hello, World»);
return 0;
}
{
printf(«Hello, World»);
return 0;
}
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body:before {
content: «Hello World»;
}
content: «Hello World»;
}
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alert('Hello world!');
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System.out.println(«Hello World!»);
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NSLog(@«Hello World»);
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write('hello world')
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«Hello world!»
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#include int main(){
std::cout << «Hello, World! << endl;
return 0;
}
std::cout << «Hello, World! << endl;
return 0;
}
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#include int main(){
std::cout << «Hello, World! << endl;
return 0;
}
Прошу прошения за косяк))
std::cout << «Hello, World! << endl;
return 0;
}
Прошу прошения за косяк))
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парсер лох, обьелся блох
#include int main(){
std::cout << «Hello, World! << endl;
return 0;
}
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#include < iostream >
int main(){
std::cout << «Hello, World! << endl;
return 0;
}
Ну блин наконец)))
int main(){
std::cout << «Hello, World! << endl;
return 0;
}
Ну блин наконец)))
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Не судьба =)
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#include <iostream> int main(){ std::cout << "Hello, World!" << endl; return 0; }
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упорный :)
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Простите, не выдержал:
подключим однако телефон
начнемс скобочка_раз скобочка_два
сказать_юзверю_окаянному туда_однако цитата_раз Привет, Мир цитата_два туда_однако на_новую_строку_однако конец_однако
возвращаем ноль конец_однако
кончаем
подключим однако телефон
начнемс скобочка_раз скобочка_два
сказать_юзверю_окаянному туда_однако цитата_раз Привет, Мир цитата_два туда_однако на_новую_строку_однако конец_однако
возвращаем ноль конец_однако
кончаем
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Хм, не скомпилится, однако. std::endl писать надо.
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p «Hello world»
Ruby best!
Ruby best!
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$ echo Hello\ World!
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echo «Hello world!»;
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cout
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puts 'Hello, World'
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<? $s ="!dlroW olleH"; $a = array_reverse(str_split($s)); foreach($a as $b) echo $b; ?>
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++++++++++[>+++++++>++++++++++>+++<<<-]>++.>+.+++++++
..+++.>++.<<+++++++++++++++.>.+++.------.--------.>+.
простите, не удержался
..+++.>++.<<+++++++++++++++.>.+++.------.--------.>+.
простите, не удержался
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Раз уж такая пьянка:
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«Эй, Вася, мне нужен Hello World. Напиши к обеду или уволен.»
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самый короткий хелловорлд пишется на HQ9+.
код выглядит так:
код выглядит так:
H
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Вспомнилась шутка с Баша:
Первое существо, которое создал Бог, говорило «Hello World» и умирало :)
Простите за [:|||||:]…
Первое существо, которое создал Бог, говорило «Hello World» и умирало :)
Простите за [:|||||:]…
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UFO just landed and posted this here
Romeo, a young man with a remarkable patience.
Juliet, a likewise young woman of remarkable grace.
Ophelia, a remarkable woman much in dispute with Hamlet.
Prince Hamlet, the flatterer of Andersen Insulting A/S.
Act I: Hamlet's insults and flattery.
Scene I: The insulting of Romeo.
[Enter Hamlet and Romeo]
Hamlet:
You lying stupid fatherless big smelly half-witted coward! You are as
stupid as the difference between a handsome rich brave hero and thyself!
Speak your mind!
You are as brave as the sum of your fat little stuffed misused dusty
old rotten codpiece and a beautiful fair warm peaceful sunny summer's
day. You are as healthy as the difference between the sum of the
sweetest reddest rose and my father and yourself! Speak your mind!
You are as cowardly as the sum of yourself and the difference
between a big mighty proud kingdom and a horse. Speak your mind.
Speak your mind!
[Exit Romeo]
Scene II: The praising of Juliet.
[Enter Juliet]
Hamlet:
Thou art as sweet as the sum of the sum of Romeo and his horse and his
black cat! Speak thy mind!
[Exit Juliet]
Scene III: The praising of Ophelia.
[Enter Ophelia]
Hamlet:
Thou art as lovely as the product of a large rural town and my amazing
bottomless embroidered purse. Speak thy mind!
Thou art as loving as the product of the bluest clearest sweetest sky
and the sum of a squirrel and a white horse. Thou art as beautiful as
the difference between Juliet and thyself. Speak thy mind!
[Exeunt Ophelia and Hamlet]
Act II: Behind Hamlet's back.
Scene I: Romeo and Juliet's conversation.
[Enter Romeo and Juliet]
Romeo:
Speak your mind. You are as worried as the sum of yourself and the
difference between my small smooth hamster and my nose. Speak your
mind!
Juliet:
Speak YOUR mind! You are as bad as Hamlet! You are as small as the
difference between the square of the difference between my little pony
and your big hairy hound and the cube of your sorry little
codpiece. Speak your mind!
[Exit Romeo]
Scene II: Juliet and Ophelia's conversation.
[Enter Ophelia]
Juliet:
Thou art as good as the quotient between Romeo and the sum of a small
furry animal and a leech. Speak your mind!
Ophelia:
Thou art as disgusting as the quotient between Romeo and twice the
difference between a mistletoe and an oozing infected blister! Speak
your mind!
[Exeunt]
ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shakespeare
Juliet, a likewise young woman of remarkable grace.
Ophelia, a remarkable woman much in dispute with Hamlet.
Prince Hamlet, the flatterer of Andersen Insulting A/S.
Act I: Hamlet's insults and flattery.
Scene I: The insulting of Romeo.
[Enter Hamlet and Romeo]
Hamlet:
You lying stupid fatherless big smelly half-witted coward! You are as
stupid as the difference between a handsome rich brave hero and thyself!
Speak your mind!
You are as brave as the sum of your fat little stuffed misused dusty
old rotten codpiece and a beautiful fair warm peaceful sunny summer's
day. You are as healthy as the difference between the sum of the
sweetest reddest rose and my father and yourself! Speak your mind!
You are as cowardly as the sum of yourself and the difference
between a big mighty proud kingdom and a horse. Speak your mind.
Speak your mind!
[Exit Romeo]
Scene II: The praising of Juliet.
[Enter Juliet]
Hamlet:
Thou art as sweet as the sum of the sum of Romeo and his horse and his
black cat! Speak thy mind!
[Exit Juliet]
Scene III: The praising of Ophelia.
[Enter Ophelia]
Hamlet:
Thou art as lovely as the product of a large rural town and my amazing
bottomless embroidered purse. Speak thy mind!
Thou art as loving as the product of the bluest clearest sweetest sky
and the sum of a squirrel and a white horse. Thou art as beautiful as
the difference between Juliet and thyself. Speak thy mind!
[Exeunt Ophelia and Hamlet]
Act II: Behind Hamlet's back.
Scene I: Romeo and Juliet's conversation.
[Enter Romeo and Juliet]
Romeo:
Speak your mind. You are as worried as the sum of yourself and the
difference between my small smooth hamster and my nose. Speak your
mind!
Juliet:
Speak YOUR mind! You are as bad as Hamlet! You are as small as the
difference between the square of the difference between my little pony
and your big hairy hound and the cube of your sorry little
codpiece. Speak your mind!
[Exit Romeo]
Scene II: Juliet and Ophelia's conversation.
[Enter Ophelia]
Juliet:
Thou art as good as the quotient between Romeo and the sum of a small
furry animal and a leech. Speak your mind!
Ophelia:
Thou art as disgusting as the quotient between Romeo and twice the
difference between a mistletoe and an oozing infected blister! Speak
your mind!
[Exeunt]
ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shakespeare
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Знак Apple вместо Африки — это круто :)
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SELECT «Hello, World!»;
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Чак Норрис не пишет хелловорлды. Вместо этого мир пишет хеллочаки.
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